Greetings, psych-loving fiction addicts!
I'm Peter Jolt, your friendly neighborhood mind-bender.
I originally wrote mind-f****r here, but my lawyer told me to change it to something less... well, you know—less. Told me to put those f****** stars, too. As if I were some f*…
Anyway…
By day, I'm just your average Joe living in Poland with my teenage daughter and a Samoyed named Arya. Yes, I'm that cliché who named my dog after a Game of Thrones character, sue me.
By night, I transform into a literary mad scientist, concocting a potent brew of science fiction, urban fantasy, and psychological thrillers. Oh, and sometimes I dabble in romance, too. You know, the kind that makes Jung question his collective unconscious. Don't tell anyone, but those steamy scenes are surprisingly fun to write. Who knew?
Drawing on my background in psychology, I craft stories that'll make you question your sanity—and possibly your life choices.
When I'm not busy messing with your head through my writing, you can find me tickling the ivories (that's "playing the piano" for you uncultured swine), or producing audiobooks that'll make your ears orgasm.
Oh, and those fancy images on my website? Let's just say I have a very talented 'assistant' who never sleeps, eats, or complains about working overtime. No, it's not my dog. Though Arya would probably do a better job if she could hold a stylus.
Yeah, I'm a jack of all trades and a master of... well, let's just say I'm working on it.
Did I mention I'm bilingual? That's right, I'll mess with your mind in both English and Polish. You're welcome.
If you're brave enough to dive into the twisted labyrinth of my imagination, subscribe to my Substack. It's free... for now. Consider it a gateway drug to the hard stuff coming later.
Want to hear me ramble in real-time? Catch me on Clubhouse, where I pretend to know what I'm talking about in a room for writers. Or don't. I'm a writer, not a cop.
So, grab your poison of choice (be it vodka or vanilla latte), settle in, and prepare to have your mind blown.
Just remember: it's not the voices in your head, it's just me, worming my way into your psyche one story at a time.
Enjoy the ride, you beautiful masochists.
Peter Jolt
